Who knew Santa Claus was such a jackass? According to some liberal, politically correct study at Monash University, there’s a whole list of bad behavior promoted by Santa Claus. Obesity, drunk-driving, and speeding seem to be the biggies. Also on the list is Santa’s ability to spread infectious diseases. You know, because he doesn’t have time to wash his hands between stops.

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It was only a matter of time before the PC police went after Santa Claus. Obesity is a huge target for nanny-staters everywhere. And who better to aim at than the jolly old elf himself. Sure Santa’s fat, but who wants a skinny Santa anyway? How lame would that be? Besides, Santa can’t be blamed for bad nutrition in the world; he can’t help what snack people leave for him.

The report by Monash University, who obviously has too much time on their hands, says that Santa needs to look at revamping his public image. I’ve got news for the libtards at Monash University; Santa’s public image is that of a big fat guy. That’s it.

I can see how Santa Claus obesity goes together but Santa Claus drunk-driving? An article in the Herald Sun talks about Santa drinking brandy at every house he goes to. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that nonsense. He get’s milk and cookies, not brandy. Maybe he has a little rum in his eggnog every now and then, but should he really be the poster child for a Santa Claus drunk-driving campaign? This quote comes from the Herald Sun:

The childhood legend should be used to promote a healthy lifestyle, the study, published in the British Medical Journal, found.

Come on people, kids are going to be bombarded with everything from healthy living to global warming from cradle to grave so can’t they have the cuddly, loveable, red faced Santa Claus, obesity and all?