Russian scientists have figured out a cost effective way to alleviate depression, suicide, drug addiction, alcoholism, and many other ailments. Whipping therapy, they found increases endorphin production which in turn stimulates endorphin receptors giving the addicted or depressed person a “reason to live”.
Would You Let Her Whip You?
And here we are spending billions of dollars trying to overhaul a healthcare system when all we really need is a good leather belt and some alone time with each other. The Russian scientists recommend 30 sessions of 60 lashes on the butt. The effect is even greater if the whipping comes from a person of the opposite sex. I would hope so. From Pravda:
The revolutionary method may take the Russian healthcare to a whole new level. The method is cheap and highly efficient, as its authors assure. Why not using something more efficient, a rack, for example?
See we’re going about this whole healthcare thing in the wrong way.
We don’t need more advances in medicine or technology and we certainly don’t need government to throw more money at the problem. Let’s just beat the crap out of each other and see how we feel after that.
Whipping therapy sounds like it could possibly work. How about conservative women take a crack at liberal men and vice versa; what could possibly go wrong? Of course a guy like Bill Clinton might love to be whipped by oh, I don’t know, Sarah Palin?