A Texas border town has a new scourge to deal with, Obama ecstasy pills. Ecstasy pills made to look like President Barack Obama. Now I’ve seen everything. When you really think about it, what better person describes the feeling you get when you’re high on ecstasy than Barack Obama?

Palmview, Texas police have seized a batch of ecstasy designed in the image of President Obama. Ecstasy is a pill which makes you have a sense of elation, diminished fear and anxiety, and an ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others. Who better to name ecstasy after than Obama.

We’re talking about a man who attained the most powerful position in the world on nothing more than the promise of hope and change. It could be argued that Obama’s followers all exude the symptoms of someone high on ecstasy.

First, a sense of elation; we all remember people passing out and crying, acting like they were at a Michael Jackson concert anytime then Senator Obama spoke.;and what about the scene in Chicago on election night? Pure ecstasy.

Second, diminished fear and anxiety. Remember the lady who said she didn’t have to worry about her mortgage or buying gas or any of that stuff anymore? Obama made that possible. I’ll let you work out the last one for yourself.

I think an Obama ecstasy pill is perfect marketing. Too bad the perp was apprehended, now somebody’s going to steal his money making idea while he’s in jail serving time on a federal rap.

via Drudge