Listen people, you rarely get everything out of life that you want. Money, fame, the Clinton’s retired from politics, and Levi Johnston Playgirl Pictures showing full frontal nudity. Looks like Levi couldn’t muster enough gumption to put his money where his mouth is, so to speak.

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Now the blame game begins, which is truly sad that there has to be a blame game in this situation; but never the less, Levi’s manager Tank Jones (seriously) had promised all of Levi Johnston’s fans (again, seriously) that Levi would leave everything hanging out.

You can read all about the disappointment at Gawker and other liberal publications; here you’re just going to get a big dose of who really cares? Like I’ve said before, Levi’s getting what he wanted, some free publicity from the idiots willing to give it to him. Playgirl just happens to be the current Levi pimp.

Cheer up all of you out there expecting to see full frontal nudity in the Levi Johnston Playgirl pictures. Levi’s not going anywhere, yet. As long as Sarah Palin, his real gravy train, stays in the media spotlight he won’t be far behind.

Come to think of it, maybe Levi just had a little stage fright. Could that be why Levi’s Playgirl pics won’t be showing the full monty? Or maybe Palin’s crack about his “aspiring porn career” on Oprah did him in. Either way how many chances do you get with an outfit like Playgirl? What the heck am I talking about? Hello, Pamela Anderson anyone?